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| Author: | bigal60 [ Mon Feb 21, 2011 3:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | JOKE!!! |
WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST? The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and She asked the question: 'When you die and go to Heaven... Which part of your body goes first?' Suzy raised her hand and said: 'I think it's your hands.' 'Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?' Suzy replied: 'Because when you pray, you hold your hand together in front of you and God just takes your hands first.' 'What a wonderful answer!' the nun said. Little Johnny raised his hand and said: 'Sister, I think it's your feet.' The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. 'Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?' Little Johnny said: 'Well, I walked into Mummy and Daddy's bedroom the other night, Mummy Had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying: 'Oh ! God, I'm coming!' If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her." PS I'm stuck at home with a chest infection and I'm getting bored!! Markets are doing absolutely nothing today..... Big Al |
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| Author: | SB_Beginner [ Mon Feb 21, 2011 4:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: JOKE!!! |
Nice Joke, certainly put a smile on my face. Hope you feel better soon! |
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