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 Post subject: Another joke!
 Post Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 7:46 am 
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A bloke calls his mate, the horse breeder, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.

His mate asks, 'How will I recognize him?'

'That's easy; he's a dwarf with a speech impediment.'

So, the dwarf shows up, and the breeder asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse.

'A female horth.'

So he shows him a prized filly.

'Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth?'

So the breeder picks up the dwarf and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.

'Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth?'

So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.

'Nith earzth, can I thee her mouf?'

The breeder is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.

'Nice mouf, can I see her twot?'

Totally mad at this point, the breeder grabs him under his arms and rams the dwarf's head up the horse's fa*n*ny, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.

The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.

'Perhapth I should rephrathe that. Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit?'


BIG AL


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 Post subject: Re: Another joke!
 Post Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 7:53 am 
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Hi

joking aside the market futures aren't looking too good at the moment. IG Index is currently showing -15 points and they are usually fairly accurate. Could be in for another rocky day, but who knows, anything could happen at the moment....

Going back to work today. I've had enough of being at home even though I don't feel 100%. Fingers crossed for a small improvement today (despite the odds!).

BIG AL


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 Post subject: Re: Another joke!
 Post Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:28 pm 
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Al, thought you were lucky enough to work from home fulltime didnt realise you were off ill!
Get well soon mate, take it easy.

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